Vegetables Will Kill You

I just knew it.

FDA confirms 2 dead in e. coli outbreak
Voluntary recall on lettuce
Toxic carrot juice paralizes 2 in Toronto

On the other hand, Merritt Restaurant boasts an 100% safety record on its darned fine fried chicken and waffles.

Another Flash game

How well can you park?

You can sue me for 10 minutes of lost productivity.

The Perfect Car

As a new parent I'd maintained that the ideal automobile would be an all-wheel-drive, turbocharged, convertible minivan. Top Gear once tackled the last two attributes.

(16 hilarious minutes)

Cheap Italian

Oh those seemingly tempting Craigslist listings...