Cardio-sympathizers

While it was great to hear that my big scare last week wasn't a heart attack (which begs the question -- so, what *was* it then?), sharing the story with friends and colleagues have brought all kinds of freakish stories out of the woodwork.

Examples:

* Severe chest pain after slouching on the couch for a few hours. Always.
* Anxiety attacks that happen, like, weekly.
* Heartbeats that miss regularly.

Whoa. Get thee to a medical professional, stat! All chest pains deserve medical attention.