Open Your Own Door, Mister
So I've checked into an otherwise very nice, well-situated hotel here in Tokyo, for a wedding weekend...
Note to self: Next time, do not wear outfits that will have me mistaken as hotel doorman/staff! Doh.
Here's the outfit that I've packed:
Which will have me identified around the hotel as:
Maybe they'll let me drive away the Rolls if I act the part.