Open Your Own Door, Mister

So I've checked into an otherwise very nice, well-situated hotel here in Tokyo, for a wedding weekend...

Note to self: Next time, do not wear outfits that will have me mistaken as hotel doorman/staff! Doh.

Here's the outfit that I've packed:


Which will have me identified around the hotel as:


Maybe they'll let me drive away the Rolls if I act the part.